RoommateBlog

Confirmation

Today my suspicions were confirmed. Apparently, my roommate does not take any classes. This would probably explain why he has no books, why I haven't seen him use his backpack once this semester, and why he is able to disappear for entire days at a time. I wish I had no classes, because it would really help to eliminate the stress of doing something meaningful with my life, and it would enable me to get a good job that has awesome health benefits, like free band-aids when you burn yourself on the hamburger grill.