January 29, 2004

Lord of the Dance

stu·dent  n.
  1. One who is enrolled or attends classes at a school, college, or university.
    1. One who studies something: a student of contemporary dance.
    2. An attentive observer: a student of world affairs.

I don't think spending all day reading eBay qualifies James as a student of world affairs, but despite the fact that he attends no classes, he has received 3 credit card offers in the past week, all advertising their great "Special Student Offer!" with a low 89.5% APR. Obviously that means that means that James must actually be a student of contemporary dance. Sitting in a chair all day must be part of his new modern interpretive dance routine. Damn he's good. I just thought he was lazy, but now I realize that I'm in the presence of genius.

Posted by Brian at January 29, 2004 12:54 PM
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