January 30, 2004
The Numbers
Jimmy's amazing totals for the past 5 days:- 0 - Classes attended
- 0 - Showers taken
- 1 - Unused stick of deodorant still on his shelf
- 3 - Empty soda bottles added to his "collection"
- 5 - Straight hours playing Age of Empires
- 6 - Blog entries dedicated to him
- 11 - Hours of wrestling watched
- 23 - Hours spent on eBay
- 62.5 - Hours of sleep (average of 12.5 hrs/night)
- 7,000 - Wasted tuition dollars
- 432,000 - Seconds spent mastering the art of being a dirty slacker
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