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Why is Jimmy Single?

Jimmy is currently reading an article on a dating site titled "Why are you single?". I honestly don't know why Jimmy doesn't have a girlfriend. I think girls would love a guy whose entire wardrobe consists of Hawaiian shirts and who lives out of a duffel bag, kind of like a gypsy. Nothing says "I want commitment" like never unpacking your clothes. I can't believe there aren't more girls throwing themselves at him, because if he had a girlfriend, he would have plenty of time to spend with her, since he has mastered the art of using his time effectively. No inefficient wastes of time for Jimmy. For example: He didn't shower at all last week just so that he would have time to watch all the episodes of The Simpsons. That is just so sexy.