March 04, 2004
Where is He?
Where has my Jimmy gone? He isn't basking in the soothing glow of his computer monitor, or sleeping, or eating lunch, or doing any of his strenuous daily routine. Maybe he went to class today...or maybe he was abducted by aliens. I would have to bet on the latter, though I feel sorry for any aliens that traversed the galaxy, looking for intelligent life, and found Jimmy. They will leave Earth thinking all that lives here is a strangely shaped vegetable that wears headphones and shirts with flowers on them. But at least Jimmy will get to enjoy a good probing.
If anybody finds my Jimmy, could you please return him to me. I am offering a reward of one (1) limited special collectors edition Super Jimmy™ (in)action figure, that may or may not closely resemble a crumpled up piece of paper. Thank you.
Posted by Brian at March 4, 2004 01:39 PM